A Day In The Life .......

How retired folks spend their days............

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, here's an example of one of mans day.

I went into town and went to a shop in the High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Nazi B*stard.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog s*it. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a s*it as I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.