Time for a joke

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day,
he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid,
ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

See...............Men just don't listen !