The Gambler
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men
posted by Tina Dray @ 2:08 AM
2 Comments:
At 2:21 AM,
Catch said…
He He Tina...you go girl! This is sooo true! Walk around naked...you can get away with anything....lmao
At 7:41 AM,
Louisiana said…
lol..hillarious...and i betcha it would work too..can you imagine to have that much guts?
as for the man, i think they would only loose their marbles if you are attractive..i think you have to look good to get away with this..i don't think boobs that sweep the floor and belly that overlaps the knees make them dumb, blind perhaps yes, lol..
and now that i left you with a picture of how i really look like, i will sign off..;P
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