Warning!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer(WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means
DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer(WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means
DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
posted by Tina Dray @ 12:44 AM
4 Comments:
At 3:25 AM,
Nessa said…
This is great. I will pass the word (and the bottles) of your prescription to everyone I know.
At 7:29 AM,
Bazza said…
I've only got one friend, what should I do?
At 8:36 AM,
Dr.John said…
Instead I took the ultimate antidote . I retired.
At 9:55 PM,
B.R.L said…
That was cleaver.
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