Mother of Two

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

You Know You're Getting Old When....

....the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.

....happy hour turns out to be a nap!

....you sink your teeth into an apple and they stay there!

....your back goes out more often than you do!

....you can't get your rocking chair started!

....it feels like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere!

....you get winded playing chess!

....everything either drys up or leaks!

....been a little hippie does not have the same meaning as it did in the 60's!

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