Mother of Two

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

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2 Comments:

  • At 10:18 AM, Blogger Catch said…

    beer has a lot of the same side affects, esp table dancing! Why do I need to be on a table, you might ask. B/c after consuming enough beer, I turn into a go-go dancer who suddenly can also sing too...lol....not a pretty site!

     
  • At 1:38 AM, Blogger Tina Dray said…

    catch
    good for you


    cindra
    Glad your on the team

     

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