HAPPY NEW YEAR ! ! !

Just a quick post to wish ya all a "Happy New year!"

We've had a fab but busy Christmas, things are starting to calm down now thank heavens! Hope you all had a great time.

Don't know about you but I am really ready to take down the tree and trimmings I thought they where gorgeous when they first went up but now it seems like they are just dust magnets!

Well hope to be back to normal blogging in a few days after I've cleaned all the dust.

Take care all and I hope the New Year brings you all lots of joy!

Merry Christmas All

Well Blog friends I know it's a bit premature but I am stopping Blogging till after the New year life is so busy at the moment trying to get ready for Christmas and when it does arrive I'm going to busy doing quality family time so a "Very Merry Christmas to you all and a Prosperous New Year!"
Hope you all have a super time eat drink and be merry!

Best Wishes To All
Tina x

Final Christmas Joke

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike,"the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

Mary looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, .......

Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."!!!

A Naughty Joke!

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
manykinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts:

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions.

" Onions?"

Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases:

In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard

In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

A Christmas tree?"

Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Santa Gives To Naughty Children ! ! !

Christmas Gifts Ideas

Economy bedroom slippers

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself.... Awaiting your response.

Warning ! ! !

Family Day Out

We did one of our family day's out yesterday and it was much needed. We have been confined to barracks for the last few weeks what with kitchen been fitted, weather and illness so it was so nice to get some fresh air!
went to Dalby forest and Scarborough it was a cold but pleasant day and I was kept very snug by the lovely scarf I won at Cindra Jo 's word game.




Me sporting my lovely scarf from Cindra At Dalby Lake





















The Children at Scarborough Harbour















Scarborough Castle Walls from the beach