Mother of Two

Thursday, March 29, 2007

" This is what marriage is really about "

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
"What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered.....
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"THE TEETH."

7 Comments:

  • At 6:33 AM, Blogger Catch said…

    HAHAHA....this was quite a suprise...lol. Good one Tina, glad to see your doing your homework and keeping us plied with great jokes!!!! lol...keep up the good work!

     
  • At 5:28 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    Now that one I fully understand. I wonder where I put mine last night.

     
  • At 7:58 AM, Blogger Ginco said…

    Oh Tina, you are such a naughty girl, and here I'm expecting something totally different, LOL!!!

     
  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger the not so "new" mom on the blog said…

    Oh My Goodness - That is funny!!!!!!

    Happy "Early" Easter wishes!!! We are going on holiday and I will stop by when I get back!!!!

    Take Care

     
  • At 7:59 AM, Blogger B.R.L said…

    Happy Easter!
    Oh we need those teeth.

     
  • At 5:38 PM, Blogger Chikken said…

    Another gut buster! Thanks for the giggles, Tina. XO

     
  • At 12:44 PM, Blogger SAMWINDASS said…

    funny because of my age i did not understand much of it but good (I am just leaving this to look good *oh did i just say that out loud*)

     

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