Final Christmas Joke
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike,"the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
Mary looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, .......
Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."!!!
"Nice bike,"the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
Mary looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, .......
Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."!!!
posted by Tina Dray @ 4:03 AM
2 Comments:
At 12:57 PM,
Catch said…
woo hooo Tina...I always appreciate a good joke! And you know how to pick them!!! Has Bazaa showed you his new water pistol yet??? Get him a lone ranger mask and it could be a really fun evening!!!! ;))
At 4:42 PM,
Dr.John said…
And here comes ticket number two.
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