walking the dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to see dad."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said OK, you can go now. Keep Belle on the leash and only go around the block once."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home." _____
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to see dad."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said OK, you can go now. Keep Belle on the leash and only go around the block once."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home." _____
4 Comments:
At 7:44 AM, Catch said…
LoL....good one Tina! You are just like me..you appreciate a good joke! Are you still knitting?
At 7:54 AM, Tina Dray said…
glad you liked the joke catch!
cannot stop knitting i'm hooked it's started to get in the way of my blogging
At 4:34 PM, Nessa said…
You are a crazy woman.
At 4:36 PM, Dr.John said…
Another great joke. IO can hardly wait to tell it to my daughter when she gets home from work.
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