Mother of Two

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

The Atheist


An atheist was taking a walk through the woods majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone down upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."

4 Comments:

  • At 4:20 AM, Blogger Nessa said…

    Oh, my God, this was great. I burst out loud, laughing.

     
  • At 6:35 AM, Blogger Bazza said…

    Not very funny, but I like your new layout, where do you find the time?

     
  • At 3:13 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    I found it funny.

     
  • At 7:15 PM, Blogger Catch said…

    LoL....very cute and one I have not heard before. And Bazaa, she found time while you were hard at work and she was home, eating chocolates, and giving herself a pedicure! Right Tina? LoL... ; ))

    Men are the strangest animals arent they??

     

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