The New Bride

Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I
don't write them, I just forward them.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said
her mother,"so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon
as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home...,
PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like dust,
wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.